DAY 8 - Win a £20 voucher for use across Titanic FX today only!

by Titanic FX Store on November 11, 2016

We are so excited! Only 8 more days until the big reveal of our new additions to the Titanic FX product line.

To celebrate day 8, we are giving one lucky person a £20 voucher for use across the Titanic FX Store!

To be in with a chance of winning, just comment below with your best joke, the one which makes us laugh the most WINS!

Good Luck & Happy Friday!

by kat on November 11, 2016

“Help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7am!”

“But, that’s a very healthy thing Mr Richards!?”

“It would be, If I didn’t usually wake up a 8.30!!!”

by Donna cloke on November 11, 2016

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, ‘I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can’t afford to die.’ So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, ‘I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don’t want me to die.’ He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, ‘My son, I am old and don’t have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.’

The little boy said, ’That’s okay, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you. America ‘s smartest President took my schoolbag…’